if he could talk he’d say: today i took a nap, nagged you to ‘give me the bacon’, chased a tennis ball, took a second nap, got my belly rubbed, barked at random things, gave you the puppy eyes to get my way, and ate a hearty dinner. what did you do? and if he had human hands he’d gesture na na na boo boo like a child.

if he could talk he’d say: today i took a nap, nagged you to ‘give me the bacon’, chased a tennis ball, took a second nap, got my belly rubbed, barked at random things, gave you the puppy eyes to get my way, and ate a hearty dinner. what did you do?

and if he had human hands he’d gesture na na na boo boo like a child.