gravity-burst.

(via everclearjones) who’s with me?

bite me. this is why i never remember passwords.

when you take on the responsibility

to take care of a dog, it’s like taking care of a child. dogs are not accessories.

they are not the t-shirt you want to return because suddenly, it’s “not your style”.

you love them regardless (yes, even after chewing a pair of jordan 3 anniversary XXIII black cements). after all the headaches and heartache i had with cassie, i’m particularly sensitive to this subject. sparknotes version: i got this friend who got a 3 month y.o. pitbull for the hell of it and after not even two weeks, is ready to throw in the towel.

this is after all my “are you sure?” pleads, advising if she’s even the slightest bit iffy, to not go through with it. i warned her about the animal shelter route — the fact she’d need to double triple quadruple check the policies and their fine print. nearly all shelters will take dogs back but the fine print says: will euthanize any pitbull, healthy or not.

i’m understanding of the legit circumstance. my issue is with those who blatantly misread the responsibility at hand. been wanting another pitbull for a minute, and i honestly would take her in myself given this were the right time… but it’s not.

(if anyone in chicagoland is interested, please shoot me a message.)

similar to @staceyjoy’s rant on gym music.

you need to be hype (as a basketball player) during a game. the united center has the same rotating lag of a mess. how about some three 6 mafia, yo. can’t get down to michelle branch when you’re trying to box out or get your help defense on.

i get it.

hey coach thibs

maybe sit booze down with karl malone vids all day to model his game off of.
i don’t think he understands how pansy of a post player he’s become.

idiotic trade talks.

dwight howard for deng and noah. i may be in the minority, but i think it’s stupid. yes, our center presence is a little lackluster, but they’d get more out of the deal than we would. when playoffs come around any player that can freaking breathe knows to just get howard fouled out or at the line, leaving us with only asik. noah plays better when booz is off the floor. deng? best be an all-star this year.

he’s clutch (defensively and offensively) and is in games for what seems like an average of 40 minutes. again, i feel like no one sees that deng is just as important as rose.

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asswipe suburban cops

who pull you over for some bullshit (swerving, but wasn’t - ask jose, tom, and kent) and do the fucking breathalyzer on you… after we just left a funeral mass?

are you kidding me?! the nerve. blew a 0.00 bt-dubs.

#listenupladies!

stop blaming it on your period.

trust me, i feel you — it’s a bogarting bitch.
the physical pains, the emotional highs and lows, the need to eat 20 lbs of chocolate.

but for fuck’s sake, not an excuse for anything and everything.

what’s needed to survive an allergy blow.

• h2o or (hot) tea
• a loaded netflix queue
• avoid mirrors to keep from analyzing
• cetaphil or generic equivalent
• meds meds and more meds

eating is painful. apparently, i’m allergic to more than just sunscreen now.

fanfreakingtastic!

almost wished it was serious enough to go to the ER again so they could just pump me up with steroids and send me on my merry way.

for the sole reason that i’d only have to suffer a max of one day.

i’m beyond grateful to not have any allergy issues when it comes to food though.

hey kiddos, some advice for life:

wear deodorant. jeez louise, it ain’t difficult.

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